Educating [Geeks] Drinking Game – Ender’s Game

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It’s Friday party people! If you’re planning to see the Ender’s Game movie, or just crash on your couch with a great read, here are some drinking game rules to keep you company. And if you haven’t given it a listen already, don’t forget to check out our Ender’s Game episode!

  • Take a drink any time someone makes a fart joke
  • Take a drink whenever the children speak in their slang language
  • Take an extra drink if they say “ho” to someone
  • Finish your drink any time you realize a character was killed, but the narrator chose to leave that information out
  • Take a drink if a main character changes their point of view or opinion on a subject mid-sentence
  • Take a shot whenever you’re impressed with Orson Scott Card’s ability to predict future technologies
  • Take a drink whenever there is homoerotic or incestuious over or undertones
  • Take a drink of vodka whenever the “warsaw pact” is mentioned
  • Take a drink any time a character realizes they’re being manipulated and decides to go with the plan anyway
  • Take a drink whenever you get confused about who is speaking during a sequence of dialogue
  • Take a drink whenever someone gets frozen
  • Take a 2nd drink if it was done on purpose
  • Take a drink whenever someone breaks the “rules”
  • Take a drink whenever someone makes a joke that would have been considered racists under normal situations
  • Finish your drink when you get to Chako’s favorite quote “Beating you would be as easy as pissing in the shower….And not half as fun”
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