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Educating [Geeks] Drinking Game – Marvel 1602

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If you’re planning to spend part of your weekend snuggled up with Marvel 1602, pour yourself a glass of brandy and give our drinking game rules a spin. Don’t forget to listen to our Marvel 1602 episode of Educating [Geeks] if you haven’t yet.

  • Take a drink every time you realize who a character is
  • Take a shot if you feel stupid about how long it took you to realize who that character was
  • Take a shot if you’re with someone who points out a character you’d previously missed
  • Take 2 drinks if you have no idea who someone is supposed to be
  • Take a drink any time you are in awe of the artwork
  • Take any time Jean Grey is in a panel, but doesn’t say anything
  • Take a shot when Jean actually says something (has to be out loud, thought conversations don’t count)
  • Take a shot when The Invisible Woman calls Black Widow a whore
  • Take a drink every time someone is supposed to die and the odds are stacked against them, but they live anyway
  • Take a shot when The Watcher shows up
  • Take a shot of brandy when you see Strange’s head fresh from the brandy bath
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Educating [Geeks] Drinking Game – Big Trouble in Little China

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Happy Friday geeks! We’ve got a Big Trouble in Little China Drinking Game hot off the presses. So gather around your favorite people, pour yourself a drink and tune in to the Porkchop Express. And if you haven’t heard our Big Trouble in Little China episode, give it a listen.

Big Trouble in Little China Drinking Game Rules:

  • Take a drink anytime someone mentions a Chinese Hell
  • Take a drink if Lo Pan twitches his nose or wiggles his little fingers
  • Take a drink whenever “green eyes” are mentioned
  • Take a drink if Jack tries to pull off something heroic and fails miserably
  • Take a drink whenever Rain, Thunder or Lightening show up
  • Take a drink whenever someone says “Jack”
  • Take a shot whenever someone says “Jack Burton”
  • Take a shot if one of the three storms use their powers
  • Take a shot if you’re watching with friends and someone says “What the F***”
  • If you are the one who said “WTF” take a 2nd shot
  • Finish a sake bomb (or bombed drink of your choice) if Gracie and Jack kiss
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Educating [Geeks] Drinking Game – Ender’s Game

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It’s Friday party people! If you’re planning to see the Ender’s Game movie, or just crash on your couch with a great read, here are some drinking game rules to keep you company. And if you haven’t given it a listen already, don’t forget to check out our Ender’s Game episode!

  • Take a drink any time someone makes a fart joke
  • Take a drink whenever the children speak in their slang language
  • Take an extra drink if they say “ho” to someone
  • Finish your drink any time you realize a character was killed, but the narrator chose to leave that information out
  • Take a drink if a main character changes their point of view or opinion on a subject mid-sentence
  • Take a shot whenever you’re impressed with Orson Scott Card’s ability to predict future technologies
  • Take a drink whenever there is homoerotic or incestuious over or undertones
  • Take a drink of vodka whenever the “warsaw pact” is mentioned
  • Take a drink any time a character realizes they’re being manipulated and decides to go with the plan anyway
  • Take a drink whenever you get confused about who is speaking during a sequence of dialogue
  • Take a drink whenever someone gets frozen
  • Take a 2nd drink if it was done on purpose
  • Take a drink whenever someone breaks the “rules”
  • Take a drink whenever someone makes a joke that would have been considered racists under normal situations
  • Finish your drink when you get to Chako’s favorite quote “Beating you would be as easy as pissing in the shower….And not half as fun”
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Educating [Geeks] Drinking Game – Simpsons Treehouse of Horror

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If you’re planning to spend some time in the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror this Halloween, we hope you’ll give our drinking game rules a try. The geekhosts recommend watching with an appropriately themed character drink.

Drinking Game Rules:

Take a drink whenever someone says or does the exact right thing without intending to

  • i.e. Abe saying “that doll is evil” during Clown Without Pity
  • Homer killing zombie Flanders “He was a zombie?” during Dial Z for Zombies

Pick some of your favorite lines in the episode you’re watching that everyone must say when they come up. If anyone fails to say the line, they must take a shot

Every time you catch your friend quoting the episode you take 1 drink, the quote offender takes 2 drinks (mandatory lines are exempt from this rule)

Take a shot every time Willie takes an axe

Take a shot any time there is a Marge hair gag

Take a drink every time you think “they should just listen to Lisa!”

Take a drink every time someone dies

Take a drink if the episode ends on a heartwarming note

Take a drink any time Homer says D’oh

Take a drink any time Homer eats a doughnut

Finish your drink if Maggie speaks

Finish your drink if James Earl Jones makes a voice appearance

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Educating [Geeks] Drinking Game – Game of Thrones S1

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Did you enjoy our Game of Thrones Season 1 episode? If you’re planning to spend some time in Westeros this weekend, give our drinking game rules a try.

Do you have your own drinking game rules? Share them in the comments!

Game of Thrones Season 1 Rules

  • Declare a house at the beginning of the show. Any time you see their sigil or hear their words, you must take a shot
  • Declare 3 characters at the beginning of the show. Any time you want to slap any of them, take a drink (example: Joffrey, John Snow and Sansa)
  • Anyone who says “you don’t even know” during an episode must take a penalty drink
  • Take a drink whenever someone references The Seven
  • Take a drink any time Viserys implies that he is “the Dragon”
  • Take a drink any time the dragon eggs are on screen
  • Take a shot every time you feel a twinge of sympathy for a character you have previously despised
  • Take a drink any time someone says “Khaleesi”
  • Take a drink any time someone challenges Khal Drogo’s authority (example: “A Khal who cannot ride is no Khal”)
  • Take a drink any time there are incestuous over or undertones
  • Take a shot any time Daenerys calls Khal Drogo “my sun and stars”
  • Take a shot any time Drogo calls Daenerys “the moon of my life”
  • Any time someone says “blood of my blood” link arms with the blood of your blood and share drinks
  • Take a drink if there are boobies on screen
  • Take a shot any time there’s a peener on screen
  • Take a drink any time Varys talks about his “little birds”
  • Take a drink any time someone mentions the fact that Varys is a eunuch
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